I was out pinching pansies when he swooped into my life. Perched on a chair about two feet away, he fluffed, flexed and introduced himself with a well worn pick-up line. I could tell he'd had a couple too many berries. But he was cute, and I was alone, so I invited him to stay for seeds and whatever. He had a bit of a small bird complex and thought he was pretty clever, but I had him eating out of my hand in no time. Funny how some guys underestimate a woman.