PIRATE SHIP 1

Here is a vessel as fun as it is fearsome. It is a three masted, lateen-rigged pirate ship teeming with scheming scallywags. There are murmuring mutineers, pistol-packing privateers, blade-brandishing buccaneers, and an elegant lady accompanied by a one-eyed swash buckling silverback lowland gorilla...and the Dread Pirate Roberts!

Other things to look out for are a traffic cone, model sailboat, hockey stick, howling ghost, Egyptian sarcophagus, two African dignitaries, drunken monkeys, numerous rats and birds, and a skeleton. The briny deep beneath the ship's keel is swarming with fearsome sea monsters.